Monday lunchtime linkage

So what’s up with all these Park Slope/Prospect Park goat heads? [New York Magazine]
Rich people solve real estate conundrum [Wall Street Journal]
Let’s critique those stupid super-skinny, super-luxury buildings in Manhattan [NY Review of Books]
Tinder, but for Jews [New York Times]
Mallrats 2: Why? [Flavorwire]
Scenes of this morning’s L train apocalypse [Gothamist]
Everyone (in the world of high end chocolate) hates the Mast Brothers for some reason [Slate]
Crown Heights luxury dwellers got hit with high heating bills [Brownstoner]
It’s the Bill de Blasio lateness excuse generator! [DNA Info]