Monday lunchtime linkage

Guy who leaves New York has to be, in some sense, kidding [Gawker]
The Times Squareification of Coney Island [Crain’s]
They don’t have mayonnaise stores in Brownsville [NYT]
Spike Lee on Cobble Hill, Barclay’s, soda, Romney and everything else [NY Mag]
Movie theaters discover another dimension [NYO]
Cool out everyone, please [NYP]
Spread hip hop, it’s the Brooklyn way [BrooklynVegan]
All others pay cash [Consumerist]