Hoax clown haunts Staten Island

staten island clown

This is undoubtedly the last thing you see before you die. Photo by Michael Leavy, via the Staten Island Advance

[UPDATE: Like every great things that happens in the internet age, this turned out to be a stunt to promote something, in this case a movie production company based in Staten Island according to the Post. Oh well.]

You guys feeling relatively safe and secure lately? Good, here’s some news that will obliterate any feelings of security you might have been having lately: the only thing standing between you and a ghastly human being wandering around in a clown outfit is the Staten Island ferry. As the Staten Island Advance reports, the above creeper has been photographed looking absolutely fucking terrifying and ready to haunt your dreams for the rest of your life. You can check out some more photos and terrified reactions from Staten Island residents over at the Advance, just be warned that you might never sleep again after looking at all of them.