The words “Brooklyn” and “sparkle” when strung together in any other context would certainly be an oxymoron, but here, we’re talking about a cleaning service. Brooklyn Sparkle–say the worlds aloud, let them transform the odor of piss and garbage outside your front door into fresh flowers–Cleaning Services is offering a deal of $39 (at $150 value) for two hours of house cleaning. Okay, so maybe the piss and trash is here to stay, but now at least you can do something about the stank within your own four walls.
The company uses all eco-friendly products, so you won’t have to compromise your well-being or the environment’s for the sake of shine. The deal’s only caveat is they won’t touch your stovetop, oven, or inside of your refrigerator, and won’t offer “move in/move out” services, which we assume means don’t expect them to clean up a year’s worth of your mess.