Friday lunchtime linkage

An open letter to jerky male subway riders [McSweeney’s]
Court clears the way for fancy Union Square restaurant [Capital]
It’s tabloid open season on Mayor Tall [The Awl]
Mostly because of all of his unforced errors [New York Magazine]
Sean Parker effed up 10th Street to get rich guy things [Valleywag]
Cops deal with fallout from the Kings Plaza mall teen takeover [Sheepshead Bites]
What’s the future of industry in North Brooklyn? [Bedford + Bowery]
Peter King smash Russia [Observer]
Five Coney Island photographers you should get familiar with [Amusing the Zillion]