Friday lunchtime linkage

A history of terrible sports writing [Pacific Standard]
Weiner just can’t keep it in his pants. “It” is is penis [NYO]
Dante de Blasio on his election-changing afro [DNA Info]
Bloomberg gets snippy after the Democratic debate [Capital]
Cops raid wrong Brownsville house, someone dies anyway [NYM]
The Navy Yard has a new president. Hail to the…captain? [Brownstoner]
Uh, something weird happened at Jackie’s Fifth Amendment [FiPS]
Shoot Matt Yglesias out of a cannon [Slate]