Friday lunchtime linkage

Sexting tips for Anthony Weiner from a pro [Et tu, Mr. Destructo?]
A mom AND a massage therapist [Ditmas Park Corner]
Emma Roberts cut the cronut line [Runnin’ Scared]
The Yankees are falling apart. WOOOO! [Capital]
What’s the fate of Vito Lopez-connected senior centers? [City and State]
The Village, in the ’80s [ANIMAL]
Garmin GPS can’t pronounce “Brooklyn Bridge” correctly [Daily News]
Brooklyn used to have its own (way less funky) Apollo [Brownstoner]
Tips for managing your personal brand [Something Awful]