Friday lunchtime linkage

There may or may not be lots of New Jobs in BK and BX [Village Voice]
The Nets are livin’ large and gettin’ taxed about it [USA Today]
Tell the cops about your house party before someone else does [Brooklyn Daily]
Williamsburg parents bring crib to restaurant [Death and Taxes]
Bar with difficult name serves beer in wine glasses [Wall Street Journal]
Andrei Kirilenko joins Nets [Washington Post]
Everyone hates NY Times trend pieces and feels compelled to write trend pieces about it [Flavorwire]