Friday lunchtime linkage

Cyclists are the true dangers on the road #slatepitches [MySA]
Oh cool, Glenn Beck is back. We did it, everyone! [Salon]
Wanna buy Kanye’s SoHo loft? [NYO]
The Post has a daring new parkour reporter [NYP]
There are competing plans to save LICH [Brownstoner]
Mayor eats in Times Square, like some idiot tourist [NYM]
BK’s own The So So Glos are playing Letterman tonight [So So Glos]
Tim Heidecker has an idea for Zach Braff’s Kickstarted movie [AV Club]