Friday lunchtime linkage

A gentleman’s guide to one night stands [GQ]
What used to be Royal Oak is now another bar [FreeWilliamsburg]
CB 1 signed off on a Williamsburg pedestrian plaza [Brooklyn Paper]
All that free porn comes with a steep price. Still worth it [NYO]
North Korea maybe, maybe can’t nuke people [Gawker]
Nerd takes issue with Veep. Shut up, nerd [Salon]
People keep getting locked in park bathrooms [A Walk In The Park]
Hey, want this cat? [Ditmas Park Corner]