Friday lunchtime linkage

Maybe he was just trying to generate some excitement? [Daily News]
Creepy airport scanners fly away home [NY Mag]
Ray Kelly: Mr. Popular [ANIMAL]
Baby born at Yankee Stadium. Handed $100 million contract [Runnin' Scared]
Ahaha, your caviar is from Sacramento [The Awl]
George R.R. Martin gets a side gig [SomethingAwful]
Where are you people getting all these internet girlfriends from? [Salon]
Cross-dressing meth priest. Eh. He was into musicals? Now it’s weird [Gawker]