Friday lunchtime linkage

Men fake orgasms. So, uh, does anyone out there ENJOY sex? [GQ]
America’s sweetheart Lana Del Rey shills for University of Phoenix [Salon]
People raised $400 million for Sandy relief. Good job, guys [Runnin' Scared]
Get a lease in the winter. Maybe. It’s confusing [DNA Info]
Poors to be screwed yet again, this time by climate change [Atlantic Cities]
Back to the Future had newspapermen of questionable competence [NY Mag]
Subway continues march towards hellish dystopia [Gawker]
New Arrested Development premieres May 4th. Yessss [UGO]
Condoms used to be illegal, like drugs. So there’s hope yet [Slate]