Friday lunchtime linkage

Male half of melodically broken up hipster couple inundated with dates [Observer]
This will make you feel old: 11 best tech plots from 90s TV shows [Mental Floss]
People actually want those McMansions [Brownstoner]
Chris Rock hates to laugh [Brooklyn Vegan]
We don’t know what any of these weed items are for, but maybe you do [Animal]
Who even has time for Pintrest? [Observer]
Jon Hamm coloring book. Come to mama [Film Drunk]
Amazing coup to boss from Bed, Bath & Beyond employee [Consumerist]
Cheap Nets seats do (maybe do not) exist [BK Bureau]
Breaking news: writing novels not a path to riches [The Stranger]