Friday lunchtime linkage

People riding bikes? In Manhattan?? The Times is on it! [NYT]
You know what, ACE Hardware? F*ck you [Capital New York]
Don’t forget Staten Island [NY Mag]
When the ocean came to Sea Gate [Amusing the Zillion]
A way to find gas that isn’t just driving around looking for it [Brooklyn Based]
Rejected headline: Hipster mustache Sandy gas hipster. C’mon, Reuters! [Reuters]
Gamble on the election, raise money for the Red Hook Initiative [The Awl]
The New York Aquarium may have to evacuate all the fish [Brooklyn Paper]
Destructive hurricane? Whatever man, you digging this new iPad? [NYO]