Friday lunchtime linkage

Want a promotion? Be a bigger bitch [The Grindstone]
People who still wear gold chains are getting them snatched
This is what $1 billion worth of rust looks like
[Daily News]
Why wait an hour for an iPhone when you can pay just $1,050 on eBay? [Racked, eBay]
This is some kinda crazy show tonight at the BPL
Barclays just as ugly up close [Brownstoner]
Bid on the misfortune of fellow subway riders [Gothamist]
Is your block a failure? [Crain’s]