Friday Lunchtime Linkage

Welcome the world’s littlest knight. [NYP]
Yeah, you’ll never own a home in Brooklyn. [Crain’s]
Food Truck Rally – SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY [PSS]
Touring Lower Manhattan with a 1997 Lonely Planet guide. [H&F]
Broken Angel is now like everyother vapid, soulless condo. [Brownstoner]
Sorry. You’re going to have to wait to spend $400 on an Apple Watch. [WaPo]
“Oh (expletive)…He’s going to lose his pension, lose his life, for $2,600?” [7Online]
You’re saying developer tax-subsidies are being abused? I’m shocked, SHOCKED! [DNAInfo]