Friday lunchtime linkage

Our local basketball teams might get better sooner than we think [New York Post]
The NYPD has been busy editing the Wikipedia pages of their controversies (shootings) [Capital]
WHO IS PUTTING THESE GOAT HEADS IN PROSPECT PARK? [DNA Info]
This creepy RV on the LES is nothing to be afraid of. Move along, citizen [Bowery Boogie]
Ridgewood: coming soon to your teevee [Gothamist]
Greenpoint, Williamsburg residents rally to ask “Where’s our f%^$ing park?” [Bedford + Bowery]
Thrilling miracles: Freelancers can get mortgages…maybe [BrickUnderground]
Somehow, the Park Slope bike lane lawsuit is still alive [Brooklyn Spoke]