Friday lunchtime linkage

Brooklyn farms spreading seed to the city [NY Daily News]
Big burrito coming soon to Downtown Brooklyn [Brownstoner]
Italian roaches make NY’s look cuddly in comparison [Business Insider]
Brooklyn’s best farmers markets [Brooklyn Based]
“Call Me Maybe” x 147 = permanently embedded in your brain [TIME]
Cannibal cult eats supernatural penis soup (you can’t make this stuff up) [Yahoo News]
Someone buy this creepy boob holder on Etsy [Gawker]
Watch out for the rabid one-eyed raccoon in Brooklyn Bridge Park [Gothamist]