Free ice cream alert: Coolhaus giving away “Dexter”-themed ice cream sandwiches

Good enough to kill for? Maybe, maybe

Good enough to kill for? Maybe, maybe

Is there ever a bad time for free ice cream? Wait, don’t tell us if there is, we don’t want to know. Hell, there’s barely ever a bad time to pay for ice cream. But free is better, and guess what? We’re here to make your lunch break/post-work dreams come true, because Coolhaus will be giving away ice cream sandwiches out of their truck from now until Sunday.

The reason they’re doing it is to help Showtime promote the new season of Dexter. You know, the show about the serial killer who kills serial killers that you didn’t realize was still on the air. But now that there’s a free ice cream sandwich involved, we’re all Dexter fans, aren’t we? And this particular sandwich sounds pretty delicious: vanilla bean and cherry swirl ice cream stuck between one double-chocolate cookie and one snickerdoodle cookie. Yes, yes and yes. If you want to know where this magical truck will be, follow their Twitter account, and hey, if you get back from your lunch break a little late because of a line, just explain you did it for the love of ice cream.