We have exactly 36 Beer Books left, and they're all half price till we sell out

UPDATE: ALL GONE! WE’RE COMPLETELY SOLD OUT OF 2017 BEER BOOKS. COME BACK SOON FOR NEWS ON THE 2018 BEER BOOKS.

Brokelyn readers, let us be your overbearing uncle eager to spoil you with toys, except we don’t have toys, we have beer, and we want you to have it for ludicrously little money. What constitutes ludicrously little money? 50 cents a beer folks, 50 goddamn cents a beer.

Our Beer Books, usually the already very affordable price of $30 for 30 beers at 30 bars, will be half price until we sell out completely – something which will likely happen very fast, so get on this dope deal while it lasts. Unsure? Do you think you’ll drink less than three beers between right now this second and midnight on December 31? Because if you plan on drinking three or more beers between now and the end of the year, or have a friend who you know will, then this baby’s gonna pay for itself and in fact save you money, assuming those future beers cost $5 or (more likely) above.

We thought we were sold out of the Lower Brooklyn books, which cover the brownstone belt, Bay Ridge, Coney Island and other neighborhoods under Atlantic Ave., but it turned out we still have six copies left. There’s exactly 30 copies remaining of the Upper Brooklyn books, which cover Greenpoint, Bushwick, Williamsburg and the rest of Brooklyn above Atlantic Ave. Books are $15 till they’re all gone.

Just use the code HALFOFF during checkout to take advantage of this sweet deal.

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