Here’s how: you spend $4,700 a month. But holy arched windows, this place is a New York Harbor wet dream. We’re going to stay true to our humble roots and not torture everyone with the 2 Bath, 1,935 square feet, water taxi to Manhattan and shuttle to F train, landscaped roof garden, three arched windows, private gym, OMG OMG OMG specs. And also point out that the listing makes no mention of a dumbwaiter that goes directly to the cheese department. But if you want more — and, oh yes, what human being doesn’t want more of this — here it is. A brokester can dream, after all. By the way, ground chuck at Fairway is $2.79 a pound this week.
No on-site boat parking? No thanks.
You could easily fit 4 people, and while $1200 a month ain’t nothing; lots of people are paying that much for a mediocre two-bedroom in Carroll Gardens already.
Where can you find a 2BR for $1200 in Carroll Gardens? I don’t know what you’re smoking but I’d love to know where I can get some.