Monday linkage

Torrenting not torrentially harmful to box office [BoingBoing]
…but ticket prices hit an all-time high [LA Times]
The most Linsane couch in NYC [NY Post]
…but meeting the real thing will cost you [Gothamist]
Missed Connections, forcibly found [BK Paper]
Gyllenhaals accused of Coop conspiracy [NY Post]
Last-minute V Day gifts: fetus, dolphin’s head, meteorite [Le Monde]
Fort Green songwriter will always love Whitney [The Local]