Cuomo’s misplaced New York love is getting taxpayers fined, dying hammocks in Bushwick, Forbes would like you to slow-walk across the Brooklyn Bridge.

Never tell the internet to love you more, the NYC that could have been, the future of industrial Red Hook and more Brokeing news.

New York Magazine plasters city in celebratory mag covers, score the New York equivalent of a ‘Get out of jail free’ card’, and more Brokeing news.

Bushwick rental records shattered by $5,700/month one-bedroom, documenting every NYC diner, avoiding heat death in Gowanus, and more.

Have a statue too polarizing for Manhattan? Private Brooklyn institutions’, apparently, will take it; driver who killed Greenpoint cyclist gets off, & more.

Check out the Bk Museum’s new on-loan Basquiat, legal weed actually gonna maybe happen in NY this week, ICYMI future subways have arrived in Bay Ridge.

Realistic subway proposals, ‘fun city’, (maybe) RIP de Blasio’s Utica Ave. subway extension, Bed-Stuy’s boss female music exec, and more.

Subway slip ‘n slide, this was literally the least violent year ever in Brooklyn, nuclear fallout shelter signs being removed, and so very much more.

On police presence in gentrifying neighborhoods, an internet quest for a combo roommate-BF,

HuffPost comes out with Brooklyn TV, tarmac dancer strikes again upstate, go back in time at Trainworld, and more.