Get your Brokelyn High varsity jacket now…all the cool kids are doing it

So okay – maybe you had an unbridled 9th grade fantasy about making the color guard team. Maybe the allure of donning a sparkly, second-skin, spandex unitard while skillfully tossing flags and carving intricate patterns on the field accompanied by the marching band’s rendition of Kanye West’s “Stronger” beckoned to your brace-faced, baby fat existence. Maybe you never followed your baton twirling yen because practice interfered with drama club – and if there’s one thing we’ve learned about high school from TV & film, it’s that it’s full of Tough Choices. And so, as the lights dimmed on your dashed dreams, they also faded on the hopes of ever receiving a letterman jacket. You couldn’t make varsity for your portrayal of Annie Oakley in the school production of Annie Get Your Gun. And lettering in color guard would have just been so cool.

Fortunately for you, Brokelyn understands, and we’re here to help. Behold, the official Brokelyn High varsity jacket.

35 bucks will score you one of these handsome puppies, and for one magical night we’re transporting you back to high school – like Never Been Kissed (without the technically legal but still super creepy student/teacher sexual tension). Beyond being awesome looking, these fleece sweatshirts will keep you warm and are great for say, handing to your best girl as it gets chillier out there.

We strongly encourage putting your best foot forward and ordering one of these bad boys prior to our soiree, but if you’re on the fence and need a bit of peer pressure, we’ll also be selling them there. So come on already! Vindicate your lost youth and treat yourself to a sweet status symbol you did jack-squat to earn, like a real adult. And make sure you snag your ticket for the Brokelyn High Homecoming Dance. In the grand tradition of proms across the nation, we promise it will be “A Night to Remember.”

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