Public art is nice, but there are so many ways to pay homage to Brooklyn, why reference a long gone baseball team in the name of the tourism industry?

Rats raise kittens in Brooklyn heights, free churro waffles in Bushwick, the Insta-hawk of McCarren park, thanks for screwing public transit Robert Moses.

And other vague, PR-approved answers and analogies for why you should reelect Governor Cuomo.

A Gowanus luxury building has a ‘lifestyle concierge’, unicorn cheesecake in Park Slope, sassy squirrels, street sharks and more.

They came, they howled, and still Cuomo personally lifted the old Kosciuszko Bridge’s main span from its rightful place and gently placed it down in Jersey.

Baby pigeons are shockingly ugly, this rabid squirrel had a prolific biting rampage, Flushing Ave.’s J train station has reopened after decades.

Bushwick has had more artists move to the area since 2000 than any other neighborhood, Rockaway has a secret mud bath, the subway can’t stay on the tracks.

Crown Heights residents will be holding an open forum this Saturday front of Summerhill, the bar which boasted of having a “bullet hole-ridden wall”.

At least if they do ban food in the subway, we can have a most delicious revolt against it.

Fighting crime one selfie at a time, only bacon forever, give the land back to the cats, instructional subway arrow mats shockingly ineffective.