25 gifts under $25 No. 10: Target-Neiman Marcus Tory Burch lunchbox

Tory Burch lunchbox, $19.99.

I know some of y’all are going to be like, what’s this Upper East Side looking thing doing on Brokelyn? OK so it’s not a WORD Bookstore tote, and about 95 percent of you won’t give a SHIT about this, but for the five percent who do, it’s essential public service on a par with no-insurance medical care or how to find an afforable lawyer or yay for free birth control! This classy little Tory Burch lunchbox is one of the 50 holiday gifts that drop in stores on Saturday (TOMORROW!) as part of the Target-Neiman Marcus holiday collabo. If you haven’t been keeping up with this, it’s where designers including Rodarte, Alice + Olivia, Skaist-Taylor, Phillip Crangi, Lela Rose, Marchesa, Marc Jacobs (don’t get too excited, he phoned it in) and yeah, Tory, came up with an exclusive line of limited edition gifts bowing at both stores. Here’s the whole freaking collection. And YES, I’m drinking that Kool-Ade, out of an Oscar De La Renta dog bowl in fact. Whether you order online or get behind me online at the Brooklyn Junction store at 8 a.m., there’s a limit of five items per customer. The Philip Crangi trinket box (#30) is for my mom, but you can have these Rag + Bone  shotglasses: 

Rag + Bone shotglasses, $19.99.

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Also, totally not my thing at all, ever, but did your grandmother ever think she’d live to read the words “Judith Leiber for Target?”:

Judith Leiber compact mirrors, $59.99.

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These wheels are as twee as they come, but they make a great picture on a blog:

Alice + Olivia Bike, $499.99

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Show up to Ashtanga with a DVF yoga mat and you’ll harsh everyone’s chaturanga. Try not to spend your own savasana remembering how much you paid for it:

DVF Yoga Mat, $49.99.

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Wear this Lela Rose frock with running shoes in case Michelle Obama comes looking for her party dress:

Lela Rose for Target, $99.99.

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And this Marchesa dress? Kind of a lot to spend  on a kid, but with a few celery sticks in that lunchbox even Mama Brokelyn might try to squeeze into one.

Marchesa girl’s dress, $79.99.

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