-We went to the Fab.com sale, found some superhero gear
-Staten Island sent in the clowns
–Health insurance instructions were given
-And you can afford it if you get a job as a professional line sitter
-The subject of anal bleaching is never not funny, so there you go
-Stay off the tracks meant stay off the damn tracks
-Northside violated the separation of CHVRCHES and park
–Horrifying thing promised to find your soulmate
-People just kept moving here
-The Nets were confirmed as un-American
-We gave you some ways to get fit after a winter of sitting around waiting for the cold to stop