Luna Park ride Groupon can only mean one thing: Summer is coming

Now that Bobby Parnell is probably gonna need Tommy John surgery, we can dispense with the hope of baseball season and move right into pining for summer. First order of business in planning your sweat-soaked adventures? Picking up an unlimited rides/Cyclone Groupon so that you can spend a whole day in Coney Island in a romantic haze, just like Beyonce!

The Groupon offer gives you many options, because this is America and summer that we’re talking about here. For just $19 you get a four-hour unlimited-ride bracelet, which is usually $32, and for $36 you can get two bracelets. But that doesn’t include a ride on the Cyclone, and no day at Coney is complete without you heaving up your jalapeño poppers after going on the Cyclone.

So grab the $29 Groupon that comes with the unlimited-ride bracelet, a ride on the Cyclone, PLUS a credit to drive the go-karts at the Coney Island Speedway and a $9 game card. Or, get a friend and get two of Groupons for $55. You have a friend, right? Even if you don’t, maybe just get the $55 Groupon, you’ll have until May to make at least one friend.