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-We moved to the country Brooklyn
-But definitely not Boerum Hill
-Unless we got jobs at a start-up
-And ate meals for less too
-We didn’t lose weight
-Maybe because we were eating pancakes
-We sued Facebook
–We asked Greenpoint residents if they liked Girls
-But not Robots. No one cared for that