Get off for half-off: Sale on designer sex toys today

Today’s Groupon is one that will make your mound tingle without spending a whole mound of cash: $45 for $90 worth of JimmyJane vibrators, massage oils, candles and other sensual things I should not be researching while sitting with my laptop open in public like this. It’s redeemable at Babeland or at the online store. A female member of Team Brokelyn informs me: “For the record, JimmyJane is a fancy brand,” and I believe she knows her stuff.