Happening right now: the Fab.com warehouse sale

Fab.com, the internet portal for quirky household ephemera and bodily decorations that one doesn’t need but frequently wants, is having a bricks-and-mortar warehouse sale in Chelsea right now. (Chelsea is in Manhattan, FYI.) They’re promising up to 90 percent off their usual colorful miscellany. What better occasion to deploy the time-honored technique of buying presents for other people and keeping them for yourself? Here are the sale details: 

For her: dresses, jewelry, shoes, iPhone cases and other accessories from nOir, Fred Perry, L.A.M.B., Sven, Ted Baker, etc.
For him: POP handsets, May28th watches, OnePiece loungewear, wallets, headphones, and watches.
For everyone: luggage, pillows, posters, cookware, lighting, and home accents.

March 25-30
Tuesday through Saturday 10am – 8pm
Sunday 10am – 4pm
At Chelsea Market: 75 9th Ave, New York, NY 10011

They’re taking cash or credit. No checks, duh. If you get over there, let us know how it is.