20th birthdays are, for the most part, a bunch of crap. Not because there’s anything wrong with the people who are turning 20, but because it finds you wandering that weird desert between 18 and 21. But leave it to sex havers Babeland to do something worthwhile for their 20th birthday: the price on their class for everything they’ve learned about great sex these past twenty years is just ten bucks. So if you want to know something about sex, don’t be afraid to ask.
For Thursday’s class, Babeland will be rolling back the price of their class to 1993 levels, which means instead of $35, the class is only $10. The two hour class promises to share the best sex tips they’ve learned in twenty years of teaching classes like this, and when you think about it, you’re paying less than a dollar per year of collected wisdom. It covers everything in the sex lexicon (sexicon?) from how to spice up your sex life, making oral sex better and how to get kinky without getting hurt. Physically and emotionally, we’d wager. So get a ticket here, and then become an insufferable sexpert who doesn’t get laid ever because you’re a know-it-all. Wait a minute…