At ease, campers: time for your uniform check. Our big party is tomorrow and it’s imperative you use our checklist to help make the most out of summer camp. Why? Because your outfit might afford you some free drinks and prizes (good ones too)from the summer camp style council. We want to see your pasty legs. We want to see your badges of honor. We want to see you there, happy, drinking, and winning shit from our raffle. And most of all, we want to see your jorts.
If you’re still stuck for an outfit, our friends at Dusty Rose Vintage will be at the party selling counselor-approved shirts, shorts and accessories.
Tops
Ringer t-shirts
Baseball shirts
Thin, soft cottony tees
Tank tops
VESTS: girl/boy scout vests, denim vests, all the vests
Dirty old duds you don’t mind spilling bug juice or smores goo on
Bottoms
Jorts
Short shorts
Cutoff short shorts (like see-your-junk short)
Rolled-up shorts
Bathing suit bottoms
Skorts (girl scout style)
Shoes
Chucks
Cleats
Old-school hi-tops
Reebok Pumps
Flip flops
Moccasins
Big ol’ tube socks
Barefoot (not recommended)
Accessories
Friendship bracelets
Braids and flowers in your hair
Pins
Patches
Backpacks
Fanny packs
Canteens
Bandanas
First aid kits
Whistle necklace
Zinc (color blocked, on your face)
Sweat
Patterns, Materials and Everything Else
Army prints and garb
Sports equipment
Chambray
Make-out clothing
Really dirty old everything
Bonus points
Fishing/ bug catching nets
Canoe/Kayak paddles
Camp Anawana gear
Pet tarantula
Anyone who dresses like Cure Girl
The Brokelyn Summer Camp party is Thursday, June 28 at Crown Victoria in Williamsburg – 7pm, $3 cover.
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Jerseys of middlingly talented or hilarious basketball players. Always and forever.
I quite possibly don't think I've been in such deep debate of what to wear to a party since prom. Head-to-toe neon? Denim? High-tops or chucks? Hippie or sporty look? Is this how the Spice Girls started their image?
Anyways.. its awesome.