Lousy millennials refuse to rack up credit card debt
Millennials, guys, they're just the worst, right? If they're not forcing highly processed foodstuffs like Hot Pockets to at least…
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Listserv of love letters from author of ‘Faust’ prove 20somethings have always been all feels
Recent research shows that we millennials aren't doing much of anything, or anyone, these days. But in a shocking twist of events,…
Perhaps Millennials aren’t buying cars because they’re full of spiders
People are always worried about how Millennials aren't interested in buying cars. It could be because they don't have any…
Lousy Millennials passing up sex, according to study. Is this true for you, Brooklyn?
Okay sure, so Eastern Europe is acting like Legos and NASA recently predicted the end of life as we know…
Lousy millennials making macrobrew awesomely irresponsible
Millennials. Is there anything these coddled spoiled crybabies touch that doesn't turn to shit (that wasn't already shit due to…
Busy tones: Map reminds us that payphones still exist, make money
You kids fresh out of college might not remember, but there was once an age of having to walk around…
Is Brooklyn Fashion Week in our future? Possibly!
Fashion Week is happening right now, have you heard? There's all sorts of fashion things going on all over the…
Thrilling miracles: You can own an NYC apartment at 22
You work all day to get paid so that you can turn around and give half your paycheck to some…
Real estate exec unlocks the secret of roping in Millennials
If you read the Times this weekend, you probably saw the story about young people moving to Ridgewood because it's…
Lousy millennials set to ruin Hot Pockets now, too
Millennials guys, amirite? We all want "jobs," "healthcare," "a future." It's like, why can't we just accept being crushed under…