It’s kind a bummer that now that we’re adults, people are less into the idea of giving us free stuff in exchange for dressing as Superman or Aquaman or Slutty Jon Stewart on Halloween, but we guess that’s just part of life. What’s this though? Babeland in Park Slope (462 Bergen Street) is getting into the spirit of the holiday tomorrow, giving away vibrators to the first 25 people who show up the the store tomorrow. You don’t have to show up in a costume, but there’s a potential reward in it.
So yeah, you read that right about the free vibrators. All you need to do is show up to the Park Slope Babeland and not be the 26th person there, and magically you get yourself a Jimmyjane Iconic Bullet vibrator for free. It’s tiny, so you can hide it or bring it around with you, it has three speeds and according to reviews on the Babeland website, it’s got three and a half out of five stars and 69% of users would recommend it to their friends.
Not only that, but if you show up to the store in costume at any point on Halloween, you’ll be entered into a drawing for $100 worth of sex toys. So sure, stupid kids are gonna have sacks full of fun-size Snickers and Butterfingers, but those will rot their teeth and be gone in like a day. Your brand new free vibrator will last longer than that.