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Oh, the crap you can sell on Craigslist

Who knew there were so many Brooklynites willing to pay cash money for your decrepit old computers, bikes and used iPhones?

On Craigslist, a man in Bensonhurst is paying $30 for old two-wheelers: “don’t throw those old bikes away, keep them out of the landfill, let me recycle them. It is a hobby in my retirement. Sell them to me, call John 718-614-5276.”

Someone wants an OfficeJet 7310 printer—broken is okay, and Mike wants to cart your stuff to Brooklyn for $1. But from where?

A blond-haired-blue-eyed youngster wants to buy your “scanable” ID, as long as he can pass for you. Is it really a great idea to hand a crucial piece of your identity to a high-school student who’s out for some booze-fueled summer shenanigans? As well he should be… but good luck with this one, Skippy.

There are lots of buyers for four-wheel clunkers and just as many for old iPhones. This guy’s offering up to $250 for your “iPhone 3G & 2G ~ 4gb, 8gb and 16gb that are cracked screen, broken lcd, white screen, and non functional touch or non functional display  I buy all kind of damages iPhone. I pay in CASH! Worth more if it comes with box and the accessories, etc.”

How could it not be a scam? (The consumer affairs division of Brokelyn.com has advised us against posting a link—at least not until we sell them our paleolithic-era iPhone first.)

Attention all unemployed classics majors (isn’t that all pretty much all classics majors?): a gal in Williamsburg will pay $20 an hour for a tutor for “an intense summer course i am taking which i should have never signed up for. The subject matter is Greek literature. I am currently reading the Iliad of Homer, and there is much more to come such as Plato, Virgil, Sophocles, Aristotle and Thucydides… I can talk over the phone or meet in person if you are not a pervert.”

Speaking of which, it’s not exactly clear what this poster is after: A young twink man is willing to pay $35 for non-prescription glasses “that make me look a little older than I am so that’s mainly why I’m posting this ad. Price is negotiable especially depending on any pictures that can be e-mailed to the address above. Pictures of me can be supplied for any descriptions of glasses that are e-mailed.” Uh-huh.

Faye :Faye Penn is the founder of Brokelyn and publisher of the Brooklyn and Queens Beer Books, the Brooklyn Cocktail Book and other stuff you ain't seen yet. She lives in Ditmas Park. Get at her at brokelyn@gmail.com