So hey, what’s up with this stock market collapse? Is it time to panic? [Gawker]
Never let go of your right to party [Something Awful]
Like it can be for you, the BK Trader Joe’s was a site of dread for George Washington [DNA Info]
One of Mayor de Blasio’s security guards was shot with a pellet gun [PIX 11]
Topless women march to remind you they’ve got rights [New York Post]
Nothing sexist about this attempt to regulate desnudas but not costumed characters [Daily News]
Nope, nothing sexist about it at all, no sir [Gothamist]