Oh, you really like that track “Thrift Shop”? Yeah, that’s not gonna cut it, buddy – insufficient Macklemore love.
One Craigslister is giving away a free ticket to Macklemore’s November 10 show at Terminal 5, but only to a fan who can sufficiently prove their devotion and knowledge of not only the rapper’s career but also random facts about his personal life. The original ticket holder, you see, isn’t trying to let just any “random chump” nab the free ticket. No no, this ticket is for someone who, without Googling, knows the following about Macklemore off the top of their head:
1. Where did he meet his fiance?
2. How old was he when he first smoked weed?
3. What kind of car does he drive?
Stumped? You can still buy a GA ticket for $36 online, or a VIP ticket for $143.50.
The other half of this Craigslist free stuff giveaway is a ballad of grade school love: the OP’s elementary school crush asked them to go upstate the weekend of the show and while they, “don’t want to read too much into it,” they still feel they’ve, “got to take this shot, right?” If you feel like OP is reading too much into it, they’d like you to let them know.
They’ll update with how the upstate date goes after the 10th, “fingers crossed.”
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