Category: Food & Drink

McDonald’s tries to trademark McBrunch in desperate attempt to win back millennials

Millennials man. They (we) are just the most useless goddamn generation to certain traditional voracious sectors of global capitalism. We…

You know that super expensive, $10 latte in Greenpoint that everyone was talking about a few months ago? Well, if you…

Waking up to your alarm’s angry buzzing Monday morning is always a downer. Mornings are rarely luxurious, between navigating the…

When you were a kid, going down the cereal aisle in the grocery store was most likely the worst part…

Now that the warm weather will once again slowly abandoning us for the next too many months, it’ll soon be…

Listen, team. A new NFL season is upon is. The days of relaxing at home, watching baseball and golf, and…

If humanity is remembered for anything, we hope it's sandwiches. They're portable, delicious, doughy, delicious magic that we can only…

Look, this Monday’s Labor Day, and we get it; for most people, this means that it’s time to regret that…

The end of summer brings many depressing things: Summer Fridays are over, you missed your chance to score the perfect…

Tired of having your food handed to you from behind some counter, or delivered to your table by a server?…