Glenn Beck warns fans to avoid de Blasio’s New York

Yeah, we’re just devastated

Look, everyone has joked about how now that Bill de Blasio is mayor, New York will turn into a pit of crime and despair. But they’ve been just that: jokes. Very few people can actually make the case that the world will open up and gangbangers will come streaming out, burning and looting. So leave it to crybaby conspiracy theorist Glenn Beck to warn his viewing audience that they won’t be able to visit New York while de Blasio’s in charge, for fear of their safety. Oh no! Without Glenn Beck fans visiting, who will bring guns to the 9/11 Memorial?

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Greg says:

Nov 12, 2013 at 2:49 am

Ha Ha Ha! All you Hipsters from the Midwest HAVE NO CLUE!
Bash Glen Beck all you want, you have no idea what's going to go down when Comarde Bill calls off the blue thugs. You've never seen "reverse Gentrificaiton" in action!

schols says:

Nov 12, 2013 at 9:02 pm

I'm guessing that most readers of this editorial live in areas of Brooklyn which are gentrified to one degree or another. Take the time to ask anyone who was around in the mid 60s through the early 90s about life in NYC then. Not pretty. The Bryant Park skating rink shooting the other day was like a blast-from-the-past, no pun intended.