Born here and likely going to die here if high rents don’t drive us out first, native New Yorkers are a special breed of human born evolutionarily adapted for survival within the five boroughs. Without exception, we exit the womb reciting our favorite quotes from The Warriors in a heavy accent before proceeding to decry the state of public transit in Yiddish. Internationally acclaimed for our cranky but perseverant nature, dope food, and exquisite beauty, native New Yorkers are difficult to impress, but here are some gifts that just might make us smile:
10 holiday gift ideas for the native New Yorkers in your life

Will Ferrell is in fact from Irvine, California and not New York.