1. See garage punk band Motel Pools at Baby’s All Right and wonder where 14-year-old you’s music dreams went. (Friday)
2. Stop beating yourself up for never seeing Led Zeppelin live and check out Zoso: The Ultimate Led Zeppelin Experience live at Brooklyn Bowl. (Friday)
3. Hear 50 shiny brand new punchlines at The 9th Annual 50 First Jokes at The Bell House. (Friday)
4. County Kings is bringing their bluesy Irish songs to Freddy’s Bar. (Saturday)
5. Flaunt whatever dance moves you have left from New Year’s Eve at Mondo: An Indie Dance Party. (Saturday)
6. The Brooklyn Museum’s Target First Saturday presents work from their Crossing Brooklyn exhibition featuring the work of artists in Bushwick, Bed-Stuy, and elsewhere. (Saturday)
7. Lovesick is a giant wedding planning event for couples who aren’t TLC show crazy…yet. (Saturday)
8. Spin around Shea Stadium to the music of The Rotaries, Vundabar, Slight, & the Doozies. (Saturday)
9. See everyone’s favorite bike-riding reese’s pieces addict at Videology’s screening of E.T. (Saturday)
10. Union Hall’s 90s Hip-Hop and R&B Sing-Along’s gonna be Jumpin Jumpin. (Saturday)
11. Quit trying to deny your love for Romeo Santos and take a free bachata lesson. (Sunday)
12. Take an Argentine tango lesson and seduce everyone for miles. (Sunday)
13. Get some nature-inspired Swedish clothes and home textiles at this Brooklyn Botanic Garden pop-up shop. (Sunday)