We’re getting a second Junior’s [New York Post]
Derek Jeter is retiring because he’s old, you dummy [ESPN NY]
Reactions upon learning your coworker makes $10,000 more than you [The Billfold]
Andrew Cuomo doesn’t give a shit about mass transit [Mobilizing the Region]
So, what’s in Mayor Tall’s Vision Zero traffic plan anyway? [Runnin’ Scared]
Spain thinks about changing their schedule [New York Times]
Blanche DuBois is the same age as Jess from New Girl [The Toast]
19th-century douche found in City Hall, possible ancestor of Rudy Giuliani [DNA Info]