Rep. Michael Grimm threatens to break reporter in half [ANIMAL]
We’ve got a new “most expensive house ever” in Windsor Terrace [Daily News]
NYPD wants to find the person who sold mushrooms to a recent NYU suicide [DNA Info]
Whoops, I spent your Kickstarter donations on Carnival games [Something Awful]
New York is getting ready to write some Bitcoin rules [Crain’s]
New York and New Jersey’s AirBnB listings for the Super Bowl [SB Nation]
Love in the age of Tinder [Observer]
BK historical hottie Shirley Chisholm is getting a stamp [NY1]