Pretend to be rich on dating websites. Get laid [New York Observer]
Roger Ailes fears death. Maybe he IS human… [Vanity Fair]
Greenpoint is BK’s most popular place to pee in public [Greenpointers]
Manhattan also has terrible Craigslist roommate ads [NY Mag]
R.I.P Paul Bearer, another piece of your childhood [L.A. Times]
NYC’s whitest Assembly districts [Capital]
Gay bros love football, nachos, other bros [New York Observer]
Humans yelling like goats yelling like humans [Gawker]
Morissey Rickrolls us. But that joke isn’t funny anymore [ANIMAL]