101 Bedford’s hilarious fake brochure [Gothamist]
The Onion gets to the heart of street harassment [The Onion]
Anthony Weiner knows nothing about his interns [NYM]
Bill de Blasio: optimist [New York Observer]
New DUMBO cobblestones get a thumbs up [DNA Info]
Some jerk paid $1 million for a Bushwick house. Thanks! [Brownstoner]
Words you can’t put on vanity plates in New York. Like you have a car [VV]
Just Tracy Morgan, driving around, listening to his own jokes [ANIMAL]