Jesus, Bloomberg is a killjoy [Politicker]
Christine Quinn will choke a bitch [NYT]
Brooklyn gets some godless commandments [Brooklyn Paper]
Kimani Gray’s mom doesn’t want to hear from the mayor [ANIMAL]
The characters you’ll work with at a Starbucks [The Billfold]
Buzz-y article about millennials #37293 [Times Magazine]
Lying can help your relationship? AWESOME [Wall Street Journal]