Tonight: All you can eat at Ikea Brooklyn

Tonight the Brooklyn store is offering an all-you-can-eat “Midsomar Smorgasbord,” apparently a Swedish Tradition, for $9.99 a person, $2.49 for kids under 12 (as if kids under 12 eat herring). It’s very schmancy because they have two reserved seatings, from 4 to 6, and 6:30 to 8:30. You need to go to the store to make a reservation, but at press time Friday afternoon they told us they still had tickets for tonight’s seatings. Don’t be fooled by the photo — the meal is inside at the café — but here’s the menu: