Deranged millionaire wants BK borough prez job [WNYC]
Leads developing on the Williamsburg gay bashing case [Daily News]
Can one man represent BK and Staten Island in Congress at the same time? [Bensonhurst Bean]
The Kids, they love fire pits these days [New York Times]
Man stabs girlfriend, runs away naked [DNA Info]
NYU grad student TAs have unionized [Runnin’ Scared]
You can’t drink on the LIRR during SantaCon [New York Magazine]
The worst TV of 2013 (that you missed because you don’t own a TV) [AV Club]