Someone jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge [Daily News]
Just a guy pushing a giant tortoise in a stroller in Prospect Park [DNA Info]
The subway kittens live in Bushwick now [Runnin’ Scared]
A visit to the Comedy Cellar [AV Club]
Goodbye Mazelle, hello sandwich shop [Bushwick Daily]
A tale of two Coney Islands [Amusing the Zillion]
Turns out art galleries open more in rich neighborhoods [Observer]
@Seinfeld2000’s The Apple Store is being serialized [Gawker]